Most ridic ad ever

Ok, so since I've been unemployed, watching daytime TV is one of my favorite pastimes. Last summer, there was a terrible Optimum Online commercial that ran once or twice every commercial break. But this time, they have come up with an so utterly ridiculous, it is epic. Again, they run it about once every commercial break and if you can watch this ad and not remember the phone number when it's over, I'll be SHOCKED. Enjoy!